i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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