Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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