she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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