He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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