but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
