Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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