so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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