chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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