They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
