we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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