She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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