this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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