OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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