There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
