Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
honey bunches of taint.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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