Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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