drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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