Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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