Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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