Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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