Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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