is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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