Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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