we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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