i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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