I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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