I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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