The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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