roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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