i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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