It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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