my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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