Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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