Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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