She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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