yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I think I just sharted jello shots
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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