Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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