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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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