I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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