I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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