he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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