I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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