If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
