Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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