You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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