Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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