I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I party with great urgency now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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