biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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