found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
