Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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